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LOOK AT HER GAUGES FJDKDNDKF SO COOL

(Source: baribakhma)

♥ May 23rd, 2013 at 10:13AM / via: blackfashion / op: baribakhma / reblog / 7,648 notes

“Why would I pack TODAY if my flight is leaving TOMORROW?”

Shit my Libra friends say (via shitthesignssay)
shitthesignssay: “libra being dramatic”

shitthesignssay:

“libra being dramatic”

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

(via tealeafprincess)

♥ May 22nd, 2013 at 8:00PM / via: wardoflife / op: tealeafprincess / reblog / 41,157 notes

Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools

smilingemoticon:

  • all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
  • sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
  • all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
  • your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
  • always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus

♥ May 22nd, 2013 at 7:58PM / via: wardoflife / op: smilingemoticon / reblog / 5,976 notes

Waiting for all of the graduation posts on here. Hahah.

zoeezim:

You know, you have to be pretty damn white to not get expelled after bringing shrooms on a school trip. 

♥ May 21st, 2013 at 8:13AM / via: zoeezim / op: zoeezim / reblog / 1 note

Automatically bracing myself for the worst.

I feel so incredibly lonely already.